I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH
OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE
THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION
"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat
I Tried [One shot]
Issei pulled up to the front of the school. His 6 year old daughter was sitting on the step outside the auditorium.
"Daddy you promised you wouldn’t forget my dance recital!" Her face was stained…
AWWW, yeah Issei you would spoil your daughter ^_^!
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I’m so psyched this game is having a sale! I haven’t bought any routes from it yet. Any one have any recommendations who I should get? I read the prologue and can’t decide! >.< I tend to like either the straight up nice guys (Takao, Haruki) or the guys that start out seeming tough but turn out awkward and sweet (Soryu, Kirisawa). Thanks! ^^
Boyfriend (kari) has released a PC version of the game, so for those without smartphones or just want to play on their computers, you can do so now! It is recommended to access it on Chrome; it looks messed up on Firefox. Everything looks exactly the same as the mobile version, but they said some…